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Sunday, April 1st, 2007
11:30 pm - Syndicated (take 2)
Okay, click this link to add my blog's RSS feed to your friends page.

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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
8:34 pm - Mmmm, fondue...

If you were a fondu would I eat you?

I would eat the living hell out of you

you would make excellent fondu!

Personality Test Results

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Sunday, November 13th, 2005
11:13 pm - IT'S WEIRD AL TIME!!!!!
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me/
It's time for us to join in the fight/
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys/
It's time to let the bedbugs bite/

You better put all your eggs in one basket/
You better count your chickens before they hatch/
You better sell some wine before it's time/
You better find yourself an itch to scratch/

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can/
While Mr. Wiffle's not around/
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan/

With your mouth full/
The hand that feeds you/
Off more than you can chew/
What can you do/
Dare to be stupid

Some wooden nickles/
For Mr. Goodbar/
Your mojo working now
I'll show you how/
You can dare to be stupid/

You can turn the other cheek/
You can just give up the ship/
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip/
Dare to be stupid/
Come on and dare to be stupid/
It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)/
We're all waiting for you/

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer/
There's no more time for crying into spilt milk now it's time for crying into your beer/
Settle down raise a family join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet/
Then party 'til you're broke and they drag you away it's okay/
You can dare to be stupid/
It's like spitting on a fish/
It's like barking up a tree/
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free/
Dare to be stupid (yes)/
Why don't you (dare to be stupid(/
It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)/
We're all waiting for you (dare to be stupid)/

Burn your candle at both ends/
Look a gift horse in the mouth/
Mashed potatos can be your friends/

You can be a coffee achiever/
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver.
The future's up to you/
So what'cha gonna do/
What did I say (dare to be stupid)/
Tell me what did I say (dare to be stupid)/
It's alright (dare to be stupid)/
We can be stupid all right (dare to be stupid)/
Come on join the crowd (dare to be stupid)/
Shout it loud (dare to be stupid)/
I can't hear you (dare to be stupid)/
Okay I can hear you now (dare to be stupid)/
Let's go/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid!!!

current mood: winding down

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Saturday, November 5th, 2005
4:44 pm - Raaaaahr! I'm a bear!!!!
Inspired by wavy:

You Are A: Bear Cub!

bear cubBears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You won't back down from a fight -- a classic attribute of bears. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Duck or a Kitten
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a PuppyWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Everyone has to take this, especially puncher

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Friday, October 21st, 2005
6:45 am - So emo?
From macarisma_

You scored as Save Me - Unwritten Law. You are "Save Me" by Unwritten Law! "You can't save me, You can't change me" You've done things in your life that you can't let go of. You are your own person, you are very caring, and it's not surprising to hear you say "I'll do what I want."


Save Me - Unwritten Law


Too Far Gone - All American Rejects


Home - Three Days Grace


Buried a Lie - Senses Fail


Minority - Green Day


Helena - My Chemical Romance


The Middle - Jimmy Eat World


Work - Jimmy Eat World


You're So Last Summer - Taking Back Sunday


Cute without the 'E' - Taking Back Sunday


Burnout - Green Day


You know what they do to guys like us in prison - My Chemical Romance


Feeling This - Blink 182


What emo/rock song are you?
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current mood: little med-heady

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Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
2:07 pm
I just felt the need to link to this review to remind people again of what a truly terrible movie Revenge of the Sith was.

Everyone is the hero of their own story. Even Darkseid, the Jack Kirby comic book character on whom Darth Vader is based, was a hero in his own eyes. Revenge of the Sith was billed as the story of a good person who turns bad. But Anakin is an action figure who puts on a black cape. We are told that Anakin turns to the dark side because he loves Amandala, but almost immediately he forgets all about her. There is a hint that he lusts for power, but we never see that. In the final analysis, the reason he turns to evil is that in A New Hope he is evil. Predestination.

current mood: disappointed

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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
2:45 am
It's 2:40am Sunday morning, (but it's still Saturday as far as I'm concerned) and I'm at a Pita Pit. I just got out of a place called Level, which is I guess a dance club, not that I dance.

This was my first time at (what I consider to be) an electronica show and it was fucking AWESOME!!! I've liked electronica for a while, including electronic dance music. This is odd because I really can't dance. By which I mean I am utterly unable to dance.

Being at a live set finally made me understand why I like the stuff. Because I can stop thinking. Otherwise my brain never shuts off. So right now I'm a rather relaxed Doom. And I'm going to eat my club pita now. R0xx0r

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Monday, June 6th, 2005
6:01 pm - I present!
The Larkspur!

Pretty cool, eh? My lungs, nuts and quads are hating it. But they'll get used to it.

Lifted weights for the first time in a month or two. Really, a month or two. I lifted once when I still worked at the Portland City Grill, in my second week if memory serves. I've cardio'd a few times since then but now I'm a liftin' agin!


Tomorrow I hafta be to work at 10am for a 250 person cruise. A private cruise that's only 2 hours long so I'm hoping it's a light buffet. Dunno yet, tho.

Got registered for classes today. That'll be a bitch of a bike ride. Bleagh. I think I'll bus that shit, yo.

I have night classes Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. I have afternoon classes as well Tuesday and Thursday. My financial aid is churning through the system. I talked to someone at the PCC Financial Aid office who said that they're working on the March applications (I applied in May, yikes).

current mood: tired

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Sunday, June 5th, 2005
8:24 pm
I am officially a bicyclist. Damn, it's hard.

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Sunday, May 29th, 2005
6:56 pm
Revenge of the Sith sucked. I'm glad it's over.

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7:31 am
The surest sign of the imminent doom of the United States is the buffet restaurant (formerly known as the smorgasbord, but that word is entirely too long for the redneck lowlifes that populate these establishments).

Dad was in town last night and thus, there was free food to be had. Unfortunately said free food would be supplied by Hometown Buffet, where quantity trumps quality every time. This was the already established plan of one of my aunt/uncle pairs who apparently congregate with their spawn and grandspawn at this particular sign of the apocalypse.

To the foreigners who (theoretically) read my LJ from time to time, well, buffet restaurants are bad. It's pretty much like pigs at a trough, except these pigs are bipedal with opposable thumbs with supposedly makes them a higher form of life. Me, I doubt that. The pigs don't know any better, these humans should have better judgement.

There was a super fat guy there with his family wearing a shirt that said (I shit you not) "Big Daddy". I bet he thinks that's funny. I swear the wasted food could keep a central African village going for a few days.

Wait, did I say food? No, the term "food" implies some level of quality, a certain sense of, oh, edibility. Not this shit. This shit was like oversalted cat food. I swear the food at boot camp was better than the shit these NASCAR-watching Bush-voting lowlifes were shoveling down their gaping maws.

We're doomed. Really.

I'm sitting outside a Starbucks (the messenger bag was where I was sitting before I got up to take the pic) in Pioneer Courthouse Square on a Personal TelCo node waiting for it to be time to go to work. The Sunday bus will drop me off either 45 min. early or 15 min. late. Being the dope I am, I choose early.

Okay, I'm going.

Did I mention that Funky Chicken joined the army? What a stupid motherfucker.

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Monday, May 23rd, 2005
10:27 pm - Sounds about right

Eye of the Storm

You scored 44%

You recognize the currents and eddies of chaos around you without becoming swept away by it. A good mix of order and disorder, you know how to keep an internal balance between spontaneity and planning. You have a good sense of distance when helping your friends to resolve drama, and usually don't end up getting sucked into it. Your predominating element is probably air.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 16% on chaopoints

Link: The Chaos Test written by miratos on Ok Cupid

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Sunday, May 1st, 2005
4:45 am
Well, I'm back.

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Monday, April 25th, 2005
12:42 pm
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Empathy |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Food indulgent |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche || 10%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Thursday, April 14th, 2005
3:36 pm - Ruh roh
Testing is back. Maybe because I can have a test result page again.


Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English

5% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

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12:34 am
Another test! Weee!!!!


You are an

That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Saturday, April 9th, 2005
2:49 pm
Okay, I've got a domain now.

What the hell should I do with it?

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12:31 pm
Waiting for laundry to finish so I can go to Saturday Market for breakfast. Probably really horrible food for breakfast, there's a stand that sells spring rolls and hum baus that I hit half the time I go there. With a 20oz Pepsi (prolly Mountain Dew today, I just finished The Whiteboard's archives again) to wash it down. Mmmmmm. Fuck you, stomach lining.

Last night I hung out with some of the shitholers. Bouncy, Wacky and KC and one other. We started at the restaurant Bouncy's boyfriend owns with his family. It was cool, good Chinese food (oh, that's right, I have leftover Mongolian beef!). Went to another bar near KC and her wife's house. That was dead. Then Bouncy and the other one got talked into going back to KC's house which spelled doom for the night. It wasn't bad there, I'd just have rather been at a bar or someplace with other people.

Didn't spend as much money as I was afraid I was gonna. Maybe $30.

No idea what's going on today. I've got to cook this recipe I've been trying to cook for months. After that, I dunno. No movies out I want to see that I haven't already. I suppose I could watch one of the three movies I got a few weeks ago. And cook. And work on my other project while I'm waiting for feedback on the one I have posted.

Oh, yeah, the URLs to the PDFs.

Part One
Part Two
Part Two(A)
Part Two(B)
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five

I realize there are probably some words in here that will be unfamiliar to non-historical military geeks. I'm working on a glossary.

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1:20 am - OMGWTF??
I got my letter from the county and my rank on the list of 400+ people who took the test is:


I came in second.


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Thursday, April 7th, 2005
11:42 am - As promised
I was going to put up a link to the rough draft but iDisk is being a cunt so you're gonna hafta wait until I can figure out why it's triggering a "do you want to save or open this file?" pop up in Opera and Firefox.

In other news, I really don't like The Decembrists' singer's voice.

EDIT: Man, I don't fucking know what's going on with this piece of shit.
Here, it might work, it might not. If it asks you if it wants to save or open just select open, unless you want to save it. Firefox and Opera do it, Safari and IE don't. It's probably not an iDisk problem, the so-called good browsers are probably just trying to be fucking fancy pants. I'm gonna take a break then make some PDFs of the thing, some of the parts are fairly long and I think reading them on a browser might turn out to be a pain in the ass.

Right now I'm fucking pissed at computers and hungry so it'll hafta wait.

Keep in mind it's a rough draft. Don't come at me with typos and stuff. I don't think I even ran spell check on the last part. Also, there are some spots where I couldn't remember the name of something (a place, usually) and I wasn't sure if I'd named it and forgotten or hadn't named it yet. For example in the last part I couldn't recall the name of the province the story is taking place in, so I just called it PROVINCE where the name should have been used. I'll fix that in revisions.

Feedback encouraged, please comment before you start reading.

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